iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha

umbrellaed:

omfg so many tears

catsandsparklythings:

because I want this on my blog again.

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

batreaux:

you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”